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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/fall_07_sailing">
    <title>12-03-2007 Fall Sailing and Bicycling in Florida</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/fall_07_sailing</link>
    <description>Boats, bikes, and delicious bullsharks</description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[
<p>I've been (re)exploring some other sports as of late.  This weekend, from the scorekeeper's pontoon barge, I got to watch the ACAT and NACRA class catamaran races in bullshark infested Boca Ciega Bay in sunny Gulfport, FL.  After the races, one of the sailors let me check out first-hand how fast these ACAT boats go.  ACAT's are 165 lb. sailboats that are probably closer to a windsurfer than a larger sailboat with respect to how twitchy they are with the controls.  Here is some video of a moving ACAT.</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>This race was important, since the Ronstan ACAT Worlds are in Islamorada next weekend, and there was much positioning between the competitors.</p>
<p>A couple weeks ago, I took out a 16' Hobie cat in these same shark-infested waters.  Sonia took a 2 day sailboat intro class this weekend, so she'll be up to sailing speed soon as well.  By the way, I'd actually like to give shark meat another shot.  I have not had an opportunity to taste the local bullsharks, but they must be delicious, since bulls are often delicious.  I would probably try to make bullshark ceviche.  Also wanted to go wakeboarding that same day, but the wind didn't die down in time for the boat to go home, so maybe next weekend.  I want to experiment with a more fin-free setup, as advised by an expert.<br /><br />Also have been doing some bicycling around the neighborhood, and planning some forest and trail trips, now that the weather is nice and cool.  Some old rail tracks in St. Petersburg were torn out to connect the Pinellas County trail to the downtown via Tropicana Field.  I plan on attempting the unfinished trail with my mountain bike this week.  I have some "Town and Country" tires which should be up to the task.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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    <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>
    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
    <dc:rights></dc:rights>
    
      <dc:subject>sharks</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>sailing</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2007-12-03T20:00:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/ideal_sailboat">
    <title>11-15-2007 Monohull Sailing at the St. Pete Sailing Center</title>
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    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p>Last weekend, during my scarce free time lately, I went sailing with Sonia on an 18' Ideal boat.  This thing is a great boat.  It has a cut-out back for when a wave gets over the bow, and a 680 lb. keel which makes is virtually unflippable, though it makes  it hard to stop and accelerate.  Also slows down its top end significantly.  But a nicely crafted, good looking, safe comfortable boat.  Here's a pic:</p>
<img src="http://www.sodusbayyc.org/events/ideal18.jpg" />
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    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>sailboat</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>ideal</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>sailing</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2007-11-15T05:00:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/shiitake-complex">
    <title>9-7-2007 The Shiitake Complex</title>
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    <description></description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Thinking about doing more water sports again and playing less frisbee.  Why?  Because I'm starting to have figured out frisbee, but I'd like to revisit either windsurfing or kiteboarding.  I started to get planing on a kiteboard when my fiancé hurt herself kiteboarding, so I dropped the sport.  Likewise, with windsurfing, right when I figured it out, I put it aside.<br /><br />On an unrelated note, I must go to a party tomorrow wherein one must bring cheese.  As a Wisconsinite, I must do something spectacular, so I will bring Limburger Cheese, put it on a torch and light it on fire.  Is this wrong?<br />]]></content:encoded>
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    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>windsurfing</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>sports</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2007-09-07T00:00:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title>8-30-2007 Outline Format of Miss South Carolina's Speech</title>
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    <description>In a vain attempt to better visualize her points, I put them into outline form.  Here are the results.</description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p><b>Original Speech: </b><br /><i>
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future."</i></p><br /><p><b>Outline Format:</b></p>


<p>I. I personally believe that U.S. Americans are
unable to do so because:<br />    A. “um”<br />    B. some people out there in our nation don't have
maps<br />    C. “uh”</p>










<p>II. I believe that our, uh, education like such
as:<br />    A. “uh”<br />    B. South Africa<br />    C. “uh”<br />    D. the Iraq<br />    E. and everywhere, like such as:<br />        1. I believe that they should, so we will be able
to build up our future.    <br />            a. uh, our education over here in the U.S. should
help the U.S.,<br />            b. uh, should help South Africa<br />            c. and should help Iraq and the Asian countries</p>
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    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>humor</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2007-08-30T02:50:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title>7-17-2007 My Favorite Software</title>
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    <description>I want to pay homage here to software that gets the job done for me.  Most of it is open source.  Asterisks indicate the source is closed, to my knowledge.</description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p><b>Operating System</b></p><p>Debian Linux - one of the many Linux distros, but this one is truly world community-based, not led by a company like Ubuntu.  companies get bought and then do wacky things.<br /></p><p><b>Server Software</b><br /></p><p>Plone - this site, and many others I host<br />Trac - version control/ticket tracking for software development and document versioning.  also has a nice versioned wiki</p><b>Desktop Software</b><br />Iceweasel - web browser (freer version of Firefox)<br /><br />Gnome Desktop - my user interface on my laptops/desktops, but not servers<br /><br />GnomePPP - for connecting my treo to my laptop with dial-up networking<br /><br />OpenOffice - office suite<br /><br />Liferea - linux feed reader<br /><br />netapplet - gnome network monitor<br /><br />vim - for system administration/remote as well for thin client stuff<br /><br />Eclipse - for programming/designing when I have a thick client<br /><br />The Gimp - graphics editing<br /><br />Inkscape - vector graphics<br /><br />rsync - command line program to sync directories over a network securely<br /><br />Evolution - email client<br /><br />xChat - IRC chat client<br /><br /><b>Programming Languages</b><br /><br />Python - my day-to-day general purpose workhorse<br /><br />C - dabbling in this to have a better understanding of open source software<br /><br /><p><b>Palm Treo 680 Software</b><br /></p><p>CallFilter* - block calls with fine grained control<br /></p><p><del>Versamail* - email client that works great with IMAP</del><br /></p><p>Chattermail* - email client that works even better than Versamail with IMAP and receives instant messages from IMAP server for instant notification.   Much more robust and worth every penny.<br /></p><p>PocketTunes* - plays podcasts, ringtones, etc.<br /></p><p>QuickReader* - RSS Feed Reader/downloading podcasts to SD Card</p><p>pSSH* - secure shell client for encryption over a network<br /></p><p><br /></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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    <dc:date>2007-07-17T00:00:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/treo_680_gotcha">
    <title>7-11-2007 Migrating from Treo 650 to 680 on Debian Linux</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/treo_680_gotcha</link>
    <description>Palm is by far the PDA best supported on Linux.  That's why I use it, versus something retarded like an overpriced iPhone.  Linux + Treo 680 &gt; iPhone + OSX, especially in light of http://tinyurl.com/39dlln .  It was all very easy, except one gotcha made my life difficult...</description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<b>&lt;Technical Mumbo-Jumbo Disclaimer&gt;</b> I just got a new Treo 680 for $50 with a 2 year contract.  Moving everything from the 650 was a snap with the Linux pilot-xfer utility, except for the dial-up networking (DUN).  I thought getting the DUN working would be a snap, but I neglected to change the "channel" in rfcomm.com.  This made my modem not talk back to any chatscript commands.  To find the right channel, run the Unix command "sdptool browse" and look for the channel of the Dial-up Networking entry.  It used to be 1 and now it's 2.  Thanks Khaytsus at #palm@irc.freenode.net!!!  <br /><br />By the way, here is my working set of chatscripts: <a class="generated" href="http://palm.uname.nl/index.php/Treo680ATTChat">http://palm.uname.nl/index.php/Treo680ATTChat</a><br /><br />Update: I quit using these chatscripts and use gnome-ppp instead which seems to figure things out on its own when supplied the standard parameters.  More recently, I even stopped using the gnome-ppp front end and just use the gnome-network-manager applet that runs in the beagle search window and also accessible via netapplet.<br /><br />Hope this helps someone.  -Eric<br />]]></content:encoded>
    <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>
    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>palm</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>linux</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2007-07-11T00:00:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/7_8_2007">
    <title>7-8-2007 Ruminations the day after</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/7_8_2007</link>
    <description>Yesterday wasn't the luckiest day of the Century, as the Chinese purport. Actually, all I got was a finance charge.</description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p>That said, all has been well.  I fondled an i-Phone, which I wanted to dislike, but ended up liking (aside from the outrageous price).  Nice clean design and interface.  Nowhere near as gimmicky as the crappy OSX interface.  But, definitely not worth the money.  Cingular told me the unlimited data plan is actually a slower one than their regular unlimited.  I stuck with the familiar and got a Treo 680 for $50 w/ plan /rebate which is slimmer and smaller than my 650, but about the same thing.  Hopefully, it has the IMAP folder bugs fixed in Versamail.  Me loves the IMAP email.<br /></p><p>So, reading the news, I encountered the expose on Bush's pardon of Scooter.  Apparently, he was cajoled into it by the Cheney Squad of Darkness for two possible reasons: cronyism or perhaps fear of an Abramoff-style Scooter revenge brain dump.  Doesn't matter which (or both possibly).  What does matter is it reinforced the concept that Bush, though a four hit die fool, is actually an honorable man, and that Cheney is the root of most of the Administration's miasma.<br /></p>On my tally of Bush Administration misdirection, I put Faith-based initiatives and the Saddam revenge on Bush's account; and the  domestic wiretaps, Plame incident, Iraq War, Haliburton patronage, Kyoto Protocol nonratification, etc., etc., on Cheney's.  <br /><br />If only there were enough Willy Nelson to counteract the Cheney in the world.<br /><br />Speaking of improving the world, I've decided to only buy music off a musical group's website.  That way, the group, which has control over its Internet domain, can bypass the need for marketing via a large record label, and keep all the money for themselves.  Channels like i-Tunes still promote the bigger labels and pressure the bands to contract with them.  However, with all the social netwroking going on, bands no longer need the labels.  So just buy the music directly in whatever format the band has available on their website, and eliminate the RIAA.<br /><br />-Eric<br />]]></content:encoded>
    <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>
    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>RIAA</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>palm</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>Cheney</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>iPhone</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>linux</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2007-07-08T00:00:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/4th_of_july">
    <title>7-4-2007 Yay!  Happy 4th of July!</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/4th_of_july</link>
    <description></description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p>Yay!  We're celebrating our independence ... from our only friend.  :(</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><ul><li># let's get rid of some duplicate words</li></ul><div class="de1"><ul><li>str = "Senator Strom Thurmond dressed as as Tarzan"</li></ul></div>]]></content:encoded>
    <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>
    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>Politics</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>humor</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2007-07-04T00:00:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/art_basel_07">
    <title>12-7-07 Art Basel 2007</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/art_basel_07</link>
    <description>Another visit to South Florida in search of art</description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Yesterday, I went to visit Art Basel with Sonia, Jeff, Laura, and friends TJ and Lainey.  We visited  numerous hotels, homes, gardens, and retail spaces converted to art galleries for this annual fest.  Afterwards, we had 1L Hofbräu beers at an outdoor German restaurant.  Looking to hit the Fairchild Botanical Gardens in Coral Gables today and say goodbye to Jeff.]]></content:encoded>
    <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>
    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>Miami art</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2007-12-08T18:30:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/wisconsin_road_trip">
    <title>6-23-2007 Wisconsin Road Trip!!!!! </title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/wisconsin_road_trip</link>
    <description>The sordid details...</description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Mostly, I've been continuing to build my data integration consulting business, Alexandria Consulting, LLC.  This has involved many trips this Spring and early Summer.  An Ultimate Frisbee tourney in Destin, FL, and a road trip to Wisconsin with Sonia and Melvin, my dog, have also rounded out my recent activities.  For career/business reasons, I've been working hard to understand the underlying object-oriented framework of the Python programming language, especially Descriptors, which are the foundation of its object-oriented structure.  Also, piddling around learning C, which is a whole different ball of wax.

The Wisconsin trip involved helping my parents out with a million projects at their cottages and at their home in West Bend, and attending a cousin's wedding in Tomah, WI.  I can't really say, overall, that it was a fun trip, because there were a lot of ongoing family disputes/decisions in which I unwillingly had to get involved, and my parents were constantly trying to find large chores for me to perform.  No wakeboarding was to be had (which reminds me of the snowboard-less Portland OR, trip I had in January/Feb this year) and Melvin tipped our canoe over in a storm forcing Sonia and I to swim.   Melvin killed a raccoon and almost caught a fawn, had I not shouted at him, momentarily distracting him.  

As always, Wisconsin never fails to remind me why I left.  I almost kissed the ground in Florida once I reached Gainesville.  

I'm sort of disturbed by the upcoming presidential election.  On the Democrat side, I like Paul Dodd and Barak.  Nice lads.  On the Republican side, I like Ron Paul, essentially a Jeffersonian Republican against our big government's constant foreign meddling.  I am saddened to think I have waited through 8 long years of George W. Bush only to arrive at having Hillary as the main Democratic challenger.  ]]></content:encoded>
    <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>
    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>travel</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2007-06-23T00:00:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/debian_etch_review">
    <title>4-15-2007 Debian Etch Review</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/debian_etch_review</link>
    <description>A wonderful coauthored review of the latest release of this wonderful Linux distribution.  It even features an endorsement by Wilford Brimley!</description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Read it <a href="http://www.illusionary.com/etch.html">here!</a>]]></content:encoded>
    <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>
    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>humor</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>linux</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2007-04-15T00:00:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/jeff_chicken_blog">
    <title>4-11-2007 Jeff Chicken</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/jeff_chicken_blog</link>
    <description>I believe in reincarnation!</description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<br /><br />This chicken at a local nursery reminded me of my brother, Jeff.  <br /><br /> <img src="/Members/eric/jeff_chicken_photo/image_preview" /><img src="/Members/eric/jeff_cue/image_preview" />
<br />
Cluck <a href="/Members/eric/jeff_chicken_video">here</a> to see the full chicken video.]]></content:encoded>
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    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>Personal</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>humor</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2007-04-11T00:00:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title>12-13-2007 Bottle Brush Tree Invaded My Deck!</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/bottle-brush-tree</link>
    <description>From low maintenance backyard to high maintenance wasp haven.</description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[The deck side of the backyard needed some green, so we (unknowingly at the time) planted a bottle brush tree, an Australian species, known for its attraction of wasps and bees.  We had to cut an octagonal hole for the tree first, and it has power lines above, to be buried within the next decade, so it had to be a species that couldn't grow too large.  I've already seen many bees hovering over its red flower-like brushes (I have been informed they are not caskins, so not sure what they are).  In the soil around it, we planted African irises and a brazilian red hot plant.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:subject>planter</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>trees</dc:subject>
    
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/lee-majors-cavalcade">
    <title>1-1-2008 Let's All Embark on a Gigantic Lee Majors Cavalcade!</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/lee-majors-cavalcade</link>
    <description>The time is rife for the revival.</description>
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<div class="pullquote">I wanna see a revival tonight<br />
Lord, let there be a revival yeah<br />
I need to see a revival tonight oh<br />
Wanna see a revival oohh <em>- Mark Lanegan and the Soulsavers, "Revival"</em></div>
<p>America and needs to lay aside its differences and embrace the only real truth we have: Lee Majors.&nbsp; Come back to the light.&nbsp; There has been too much focus on the realpolitik of nuclear proliferation and détente, terrorism, global warming, and corn vs. flour tacos. &nbsp; Come back to the light.&nbsp; I propose a massive cavalcade in honor of Lee Majors commence at once.&nbsp; It must start in Tibet and and in Guerneville California, in a hot tub constructed of redwood.&nbsp; Let's show Lee Majors that the world truly does appreciate all that he has given us (namely 'The Fall Guy').&nbsp; We will present him with a pile of flour tacos.&nbsp; Corn tacos may be more nutritional and savory, but the rubber flexibility of flour tacos can better withstand the elements, the rigors of our industrialized food service heating mechanisms, and the hatred of the corn taco devotees.&nbsp; Corn tacos fall apart.&nbsp; They are brittle and have small speckles from corn impurities.&nbsp; In summary, please don't let corn win.&nbsp; Choose flour tacos!</p>
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      <dc:subject>humor</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-01-01T05:00:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title>1-8-2008 And the Plot Thickens</title>
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    <description>Some interesting dialog in my irc chat room of choice.</description>
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<p>&lt;JasonBox&gt; sigh</p>
<p>* matthouston is a brash rookie cop who won't play by the rules.</p>
<p>* beanfootage is a straight laced veteran about to retire.</p>
<p>&lt;matthouston&gt; I've got an idea.&nbsp; It's so crazy it just might work.</p>
<p>&lt;matthouston&gt; Let's break JasonBox's illicit Ocala flan monopoly wide open!</p>
<p>&lt;matthouston&gt; It's gonna take all we got.&nbsp; And the police chief won't like it.</p>
<p>* ledge gruff, streetwise old Captain with a heart of gold</p>
<p>&lt;matthouston&gt; omg, the flan dealers just shot the Captain mostly dead!</p>
<p>&lt;matthouston&gt; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; Aye lads, I done had a good stretch 'o years, so don't ye be worryin' about me.&nbsp; Ye jest get out there an' ... an' ... GAK</p>
<p>&lt;matthouston&gt; leeta: Are you in?&nbsp; Can you risk everything to bring the syrupy sweet trade in flan to its knees?</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; Faith, I only be mostly dead...</p>
<p>&lt;matthouston&gt; Just die already so we can get to the shootout!</p>
<p>* matthouston leeta&gt; matthouston: Sweet! I want one.</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; If only there were a cute and plucky kid te' accompany ye to the shootout!</p>
<p>&lt;matthouston&gt; leeta: You mean, you're siding with the flan dealers and are taking bribes of flan?</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; Perhaps one of a dif'rent cultural and urban background than the two of ye.</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; Aye kin see there'd be many a humorous misunderstandin' betwixt ye in that case.</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; Begorrah!&nbsp; I think I be mostly almost all dead now!</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; GAK!</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; Oh, one last thing, if it be my dyin' wish, that crotchety old police chief, tell 'im I'll see 'im in 'ell!</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; GAK!</p>
<p>&lt;matthouston&gt; The autopsy reveals he had been eating FLAN ALSO!</p>
<p>&lt;matthouston&gt; Dum da DUH!</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; The autopsy further revealed that, despite speaking with an Irish/Scottish/Pirate brogue, the gruff but lovable old police Captain was in fact from South Korea!&nbsp; Dun dun DUNNN!!</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; Could this be the asian flan connection they were looking for?</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; STAY TUNED!</p>
<p>
&lt;beanfootage&gt; damn.</p>
<p>&lt;Umber_Bulk&gt; wait, he hasn't been chased down a hallway by a firey explosion yet.</p>
<p>&lt;next day&gt;</p>
<p>&lt;Umber_Bulk&gt; that's all part of a chase sequence involving a late model chevy, a stack of cardboard boxes, a fruit stands, and a helicopter that explodes after it crashes behind a hill.</p>
<p>* ledge dreams of one day breaking up that South Asian flan trade racket</p>
<p>&lt;ledge&gt; don't forget the plucky and independent but still vulnerable blonde woman who has to trip and fall as she's running away from the explosion with you, which means you have to run back and pick her up as you leap away</p>
<p>&lt;THE END&gt;</p>
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      <dc:subject>humor</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>chat</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-01-08T06:05:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title>1-12-2008 The Flouring</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/flouring</link>
    <description>It is a Jamaican tradition to "flour" someone on their birthday.  So we did.</description>
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<p>A Jamaican friend's birthday was last night.&nbsp; A group went out to dinner to celebrate.&nbsp; After the birthday song with candled dessert, I asked him "So, what traditions do Jamaicans have to celebrate birthdays?".&nbsp; He responded, "I'm not going to tell you."&nbsp; Which got me curious.&nbsp; Knowing what I was soon to learn, he should've just claimed "Oh, nothing interesting."&nbsp; I proceeded to google search for "Jamaican birthday tradition" on my cell phone, and learned Jamaicans often "flour" the birthday boy/girl.&nbsp; Flouring ideally begins with smearing the victim with egg whites, followed by a liberal dousing with white flour.&nbsp; To make a long (which involved people thinking the waitress was handing us a massive bag of cocaine) story short, we spared him only the egg coating.&nbsp; Afterwards , we asked him if he had ever experienced a flouring before.&nbsp; He replied, "Yes, but not since High School."&nbsp;</p>
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      <dc:subject>Personal</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>jamaica</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>birthday</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>humor</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-01-13T03:05:49Z</dc:date>
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    <title>2-11-2008 Janus Ultimate Frisbee Tournament in Tampa</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/janus2008</link>
    <description>I played Sat/Sun with a great team from the Ft. Lauderdale area named Pompeii's Children.  </description>
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<p>Here's Pompeii's <a class="external-link" href="http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/PompeiisChildren/">web page</a>.&nbsp; I felt really honored to be a part it, and hopefully I will have the time and physical aptitude to play more with them in future tourneys.&nbsp; The tourney lasted 2 days and we took 5th out of 10 co-ed teams.&nbsp; 21 teams total at the annual event.&nbsp; We definitely got better relative to the other teams as the games progressed, which was really nice to see.&nbsp; All photos taken by teammate Nick Gramly after he turned his ankle.</p>
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      <dc:subject>frisbee</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>tampa</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-02-11T05:10:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title>2-1-2008 A Brewpub in St. Petersburg?</title>
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    <description>Can we sustain something like the Dunedin Brewery in our neck of the woods, err beach?</description>
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<p>Last night I had a conversation with yet another person who'd like to start a brewpub in St. Petersburg.&nbsp; Let's look at the pros and cons of undertaking such an endeavor.&nbsp; Feel free to send me your additions.<br />&nbsp;</p>
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<td>A rapidly growing young, professional population desirous of craft beers.&nbsp; Visit the bar named The Independent if you wish to witness this demographic.<br /></td>
<td>St. Petersburg water has a bad taste, as it partially comes from an aquifer and isn't mountain runoff as in other brewpub-populous areas.<br /></td>
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<td>&nbsp;There is abundant retail space.&nbsp; Lots of decrepit unused storefronts near Central. <br /></td>
<td>Water is expensive in St. Petersburg.&nbsp; I don't know how much of a relative cost factor this would be.<br /></td>
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<td>Competition from the excellent Dunedin Brewpub 30 minutes to the North<br /></td>
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<td>&nbsp;</td>
<td>The general population of St. Petersburg, including tourists tend to prefer poor quality near beers like Budweiser.<br /></td>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>If you think the pros outweigh the cons, where should it ideally be located?&nbsp; My suggestion is somewhere near Central Ave, no further West than 31st. Street and no closer in than 9th Street.</p>
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      <dc:subject>entrepreneur</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>beer</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>st. petersburg</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-02-01T20:00:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/tenting">
    <title>2-4-2008 The Circus Has Come to Town: Termite Tenting</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/tenting</link>
    <description>We finally got it done.  Our house looks like a blue and white Bavarian beer garden tent.</description>
    <content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[We had to clear out food and some dishes.&nbsp;  The rest, we'll have to rinse.  They pumped toxic Vikane (sulfuryl fluroide, developed specifically for dry-wood termites in the 50's by Dow Chemical) gas, 3.5 times heavier than air, into our house to a certain pressure, which required a tight seal. &nbsp; To obtain a seal with the ground, since it sinks and is akin to filling a swimming pool, I had to remove two planks from the deck, and they took down sections of the fence.  We also had to heavily water the plants around the house to avoid burning.&nbsp;  Apparently, mondo grass is sensitive to Vicane even 50' out.&nbsp;   On a related note, oh, how I wish my name were Tata Güines, like the Cuban conga star.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:subject>home maintenance</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-02-05T02:25:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/pygmy-date">
    <title>3-10-2008 Pygmy Horriblis</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/pygmy-date</link>
    <description>We bought a massive pygmy date palm for a price we couldn't refuse.  But the full price had not yet been paid.</description>
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<p>We still had to install it.&nbsp; When something is this big, it's not really "planting".&nbsp; Initially, I really didn't want to have anything to do with bringing it home.&nbsp; I was more than happy paying whatever it cost to have people with big machines haul it to our home and drop it in the ground.&nbsp; This probably would have ended up costing more than the palm itself, which was from Home Depot, cheap, and on sale at that.&nbsp; So we decided to attempt a manual self-installation.</p>
<div class="pullquote">"My foot, my foot, foot,&nbsp; foot, foot.&nbsp; Still my foot."</div>
<p>Loading the palm onto the truck (manual shifting which mostly came right back to me after a 10 year space off time) was a breeze gracias al forklift.&nbsp; The fun ended there.</p>
<p>So, Sonia got some neighbors/friends together, and the four of us started sliding the the pallet off the truck, with the palm on top.&nbsp;&nbsp; The weight&nbsp; quickly overwhelmed us, as I half expected and the palm started sliding off the pallet, almost crushing my neighbor from across the street Mark's foot.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I heard him say.&nbsp; "My foot, my foot, foot, foot, foot.&nbsp; Still my foot."&nbsp; So we pulled the pallet away from his foot, which resulted in numerous thorn cuts on our arms and even Brian's, another neighbor's, ear and the top of his head.&nbsp; In fact, my ear was impaled by the sharp thorns as well, a fact I noticed the next day.&nbsp; Sonia devilishly snickered at our cartoon-like ouches.</p>
Ed, a friend who lives a couple miles away looked like a character from the movie <em>Stigmata</em>
<p>, as his wrist and work-gloved hands were impaled so many times he had to go wash up.&nbsp; The needles effortlessly puncture standard work gloves.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Finally, after much labor, we rolled the palm into the pre-dug hole and finished the installation.&nbsp; For $100, we could have paid someone to do it.&nbsp; They probably would have been eviscerated as well, but that would be their occupational hazard and choice.&nbsp; Also, they might actually employ some modern simple machines, or even a Bobcat.</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>The next day, we check on Mark and his foot hadn't even bruised, and we gave him some chocolate and beer to partially compensate for the trauma and to say thanks for volunteering without even being asked.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Morale: plant from seeds.&nbsp; Impatient people (not naming any names here) are dangerous!</p>
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      <dc:subject>landscaping</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>st. petersburg</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>palm trees</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-03-11T06:15:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/i-strongly-dislike-apple">
    <title>3-16-2008 I Strongly Dislike Apple</title>
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    <description>It's been building for a long while, but now I feel compelled to make it fully public.</description>
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<p>Here are the reasons:</p>
<ol><li>Though Windows is a horrible OS, at least Microsoft doesn't lock you down completely to their own hardware.&nbsp; How would a hardware and software monopoly be an improvement over solely a software monopoly?</li><li>The OSX desktop is ridiculously over-thought.&nbsp; I much prefer the Gnome and KDE desktops for Linux for their straightforward simplicity.</li><li>Steve Jobs is more smug than anyone from Portland, Oregon, and that's saying a lot.</li><li>Mac users.&nbsp; They tend to be very annoying, and minion-like, paying ridiculous amounts for whatever Apple belches out that month.<br /></li><li>Apple thinks they are a media company now.&nbsp; I think it a bad idea coupling software + hardware + media licensing all under one company.&nbsp; It creates a tightly coupled platform non-neutral mess.</li><li>Apple ads are horrible.</li><li>Bono apprears on an Apple ads.&nbsp; Bono appears to be a turd in elemental form.<br /></li><li>Feist appears on an Apple ad.&nbsp; Feist is talentless.&nbsp; This is not to say Bono has talent.</li><li>An the most Zen-like: Apple only has meaning in relation to the crappiness of Microsoft, no innate meaning.<br /></li></ol>
<p>I shall now proceed to distribute "iFrigginStronglyDislikeApple" bumper stickers.</p>
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      <dc:subject>OSX</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>computers</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>Apple</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-03-16T22:55:00Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/aaple-amnesia">
    <title>4-5-2008 AAPLE Amnesia</title>
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    <description>So, in the latest of ridiculous events surrounding this particular company, AAPL is contesting New York City's right to be The Big Apple.</description>
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<p>So NYC has adopted an apple shaped logo for its GreeNYC initiave.&nbsp; Apple, Inc.&nbsp; thinks it looks too much like their grey version of the Apple, Inc. logo.&nbsp; Boo-hoo!&nbsp; Check out the images of NYC's logo compared to AAPL's: <a class="external-link" href="http://www.macobserver.com/article/2008/04/05.1.shtml">http://www.macobserver.com/article/2008/04/05.1.shtml <br /></a></p>
<p>They look nothing alike!&nbsp; Ha!&nbsp; Trademark dilution, my heiny!&nbsp; How long has NYC been "The Big Apple"?&nbsp; Wait, I don't even want to know.&nbsp; Steve Jobs, perhaps your black turtle-neck is choking you, depriving your mind of the oxygen necessary for clear thinking.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Mr. Jobs, I additionally invite you to enjoy life, and wear a summer weight shirt with a retro multi-colored Apple logo.&nbsp; The multi-colored logo was a happy logo, unlike the ominous newer grey one vying for NYC's namesake.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
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    <dc:date>2008-04-05T21:35:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title>5-1-2008 Link to Cable Trellis Project Story</title>
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    <description>I posted a story about my recently finished cable trellis project.</description>
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<p><a href="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/stories/cable-trellis#documentContent" class="internal-link" title="Link to the Cable Trellis Project Story">Link to the Cable Trellis Project Story</a></p>
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      <dc:subject>landscaping</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>st. petersburg</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-05-02T03:15:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title>6-2-2008 Lemon Grass Mosquito Repellent</title>
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    <description>I was told mosquitos are repelled by planting lemon grass.</description>
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<p>And, as always, whenever I learn about something new, I immediately am immersed in the new reality to which I have been enlightened.&nbsp; So now, I see lemon grass&nbsp; everywhere.&nbsp; In stores, in people's yards: most everywhere.&nbsp;&nbsp; So now I need to see if it works.&nbsp; I can't really smell any lemonyness from the leaves, but when I break off a leaf, it wafts of lemon pungeance.&nbsp; I'll try cooking with it, and I hope it's not too thirsty a plant.&nbsp; I'll likely have to move it once the jacaranda grows enough to throw shade onto it.&nbsp; I'm also planting Asian dwarf jasmine around it to further reduce my mowing tasks and reduce my need to water in drought scenarios.&nbsp;</p>
<p><br />I also want to get a rainbarrel set up (see how dry the lawn is in the picture).&nbsp; It's our dry season in the spring, right before the rainy hurricane season.&nbsp; To combat this problem, a friend makes and sells rainbarrels.&nbsp; Here's his url: <a class="external-link" href="http://rainwaterservices.com">http://rainwaterservices.com</a></p>
<p><br />As an aside, why come do Asian dwarves get a jasmine named after them anyway?  Why can't I have a jasmine named after me?  Norwegian dufus jasmine has serious potential and would likely be very resistant to aphids.</p>
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    <dc:date>2008-06-02T16:35:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title>6-3-2008 Have A Revival In the Comfort of Your Own Home!</title>
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    <description>I love living in the South.  This guy will come to your house and, using a hand puppet named Homer, bring you to JESUS!</description>
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<p>You have to see this website for yourself: <a class="external-link" href="http://www.harpscrossing.com/keithfordham/">http://www.harpscrossing.com/keithfordham/</a></p>
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                                            <img alt="Keith Fordham Revival Services" src="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/images/keith-fordham-revival/image_preview" />
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<p>I can only image getting worked up into a religious fervor, at the height of which Keith busts out <a class="external-link" href="http://www.harpscrossing.com/keithfordham/Homer/Homer.htm">Homer the hand puppet</a> and starts talking in tongues.&nbsp; Afterwards, I'd imagine we could all (including Homer) sit down to a nice buffet of cabbage greens and corn bread on the patio.&nbsp;</p>
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    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>religion</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>humor</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-06-03T13:55:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title>6-10-2008 Post-its and Electronic Receipts</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/e-receipt</link>
    <description>I read an advertisement extolling the brilliance of the Post-it Note  </description>
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<p>Posts-its: big deal.&nbsp; I remember how in a more paper centric office I had used them to add notes to an underlying document, or whatever.&nbsp; But with the advent of email, I hardly ever use Post-its.&nbsp; There is only one thing I use Post-its for anymore is putting labels on stacks of binder clipped paper business receipts.</p>
<p>Which brings up a the question of why I am accumulating all these paper receipts in this digital age.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I looked around for some e-receipt standards which may exist.&nbsp; Here's what I found:</p>
<ul><li>&nbsp;Back in 1999, a Digital Receipt Consortium was formed.&nbsp; <a class="external-link" href="http://xml.coverpages.org/dri.html">http://xml.coverpages.org/dri.html</a>&nbsp; It's receipt.org website is now being used for random marketing.&nbsp; So, either they merged or failed.&nbsp;&nbsp; In 2002, a <a class="external-link" href="http://xml.coverpages.org/ARTS-IXRetail-DigitalReceiptXML-Schema.html">Digital Receipt XML Schema</a>&nbsp; was speced out by the Association for Retail Technology 
Standards (ARTS) and IXRetail.&nbsp; I don't think that got anywhere, AFAICT.<br /></li></ul>
<ul><li>And in 2002, somebody patented a mechanism: <a class="external-link" href="http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6487540.html">http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6487540.html</a></li><li>Then <a class="external-link" href="http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/YourIdeas/forums/showthread.aspx?PostID=6252">this</a> blogger came up with the idea for a short-term receipt card which would hold a receipt for a month or so, then it would delete, so the card wouldn't need much storage.&nbsp; I sort of like the idea, but I'd rather the receipts were stored on a server without me carrying another stupid card around.&nbsp; I also need to keep the receipts for longer, for tax and reimbursement purposes.</li><li>And in May 2008, a company called <a class="external-link" href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-11128_3-9937567-54.html">AllEtronic</a> is working with some big box stores to be a unified storage place for your receipts.&nbsp; I'm not big on this because it's a standards-less single-implementer solution which, because of that fact will not achieve pervasive adoption.&nbsp; <br /></li></ul>
<p>Which brings us full-circle to the need for the first bullet point's standards development solution.&nbsp; Don't you just love technology?&nbsp; Anyone interested in resurrecting the Digital Receipt Consortium?</p>
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    <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>
    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>technology</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-06-10T04:00:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title>6-20-2008 Rays Stadium -&gt; Athletic Complex</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/stadium</link>
    <description>So the erstwhile Devil Rays want a new stadium.  Boo hoo: no.</description>
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<p>I really don't like baseball.&nbsp; I wish it would go away.&nbsp; Also, all the revenue from the stadium merely ends up in the hands of Ferg's and other lame businesses.&nbsp; So, you can imagine that I don't want there to be a new stadium on the St. Petersburg waterfront for the Rays.&nbsp; Of course I'll vote against it during the referendum.&nbsp; Here's what I would vote for: an athletic complex where Tropicana Field will have been.&nbsp; Oh yeah, I di'i ... future (present perfect?) subjunctive!&nbsp; Baseball spectatin' is for lazy-ass morons who wear bad tube socks.&nbsp; I propose we create places for exercise.&nbsp; Soccer fields, football fields ... anything one can play ultimate frisbee upon.&nbsp;</p>
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    <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>
    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>Politics</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>st. petersburg</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>sports</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-06-20T21:18:40Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/mockingbirds">
    <title>7-5-2008 Two Mockingbirds Making Sense of It</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/mockingbirds</link>
    <description>I'm really fond of the mockingbirds that live amongst me.</description>
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<p>They sound like a toy ray gun, with about 7 different phaser settings.&nbsp; Some accuse them of untimely nighttime warbling, but I've never heard it.&nbsp; Mainly, they are active during the cool morning.&nbsp; They are agile and speedy, doling out beak whoopin's to nearby squirrels and doves.&nbsp; I've never crossed paths with one, a fortune I attribute to our kindred possession of a beak-like nose.&nbsp; Melvin, our dog, has doubtless been accosted by them many times, but only witnessed by us once.&nbsp;&nbsp; It doesn't seem to be a problem though.&nbsp; I'm not really sure where they nest, but&nbsp; I suspect a tall shrub betwixt my neighbor's house and mine.</p>
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    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>fauna</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-07-05T04:38:33Z</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/halong-bay">
    <title>7-10-2008 Halong Bay</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/halong-bay</link>
    <description>We went to a new Vietnamese restaurant in St. Petersburg this past weekend.  Here's a review.</description>
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    5944 34th St N Saint Petersburg FL<br />727.522.9988</strong></p>
<p><small><a style="text-align: left;" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=5944+34th+St+N+Saint+Petersburg+FL&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=63.728771,92.285156&ie=UTF8&ll=27.839304,-82.676325&spn=0.008862,0.011265&z=14&layer=c&cbll=27.827628,-82.679671&panoid=VcC3cEJzkZxC5BqmPDBCKg&cbp=1,261.5207541663795,,1,-1.6714380601122834&source=embed">View Map with Street View (under construction when photo was taken)</a></small></p>
<p>Unlike all other Vietnamese restaurants in this area, Halong Bay actually has a stylish atmosphere with green shaded halogen track lighting highlighting large images of Halong Bay.&nbsp; The place was very busy, almost cafeteria-like, apparently frequented mostly by the local Vietnamese population.&nbsp; Being open for only a week at this point, the staff, albeit friendly and eager to help, were mostly useless.&nbsp; Speaking Vietnamese would likely have helped my cause when ordering.&nbsp; We came for the dim sum menu, but the menu is otherwise Vietnamese.</p>
<div class="pullquote">Yes, I am an antipodigastrotarian.</div>
<p>The dim sum was not very diverse.&nbsp; Generally, there were fried items filled with shrimp or pork, and steamed items filled with shrimp or pork.&nbsp; The steamed items were very good, the fried items were boring.&nbsp; There was one vegetable dish on the dim sum menu: chinese broccoli, which was very large and hard to eat without a cutting instrument and just some chopsticks.&nbsp; The manager jokingly encouraged me to try the chicken feet, but since this review is voluntary, I fell back upon my "no feet nor tripe" personal policy.&nbsp; Yes, I am an antipodigastrotarian.</p>
<p>We also ordered a Vietnamese basil chicken dish, which was excellent and massive in proportions, so most of it went into a to-go box.&nbsp; Jalapeno peppers and lots of garlic made it interesting.</p>
<p> Prices were reasonable, and on the cheap side for dim sum.&nbsp; I'll go back.&nbsp; Hopefully next time there will be fish in the aquarium.</p>
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    <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>
    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
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      <dc:subject>food</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>restaurants</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-07-11T04:10:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title>7-27-2008 Digital/HD TV Antenna</title>
    <link>http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/blog/digital-tv-antenna</link>
    <description>New story on building an antenna mount for digital TV.</description>
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<p>link: <a href="http://ejahn.net/Members/eric/stories/antenna" class="internal-link" title="Slap Up an HD/Digital TV Antenna">Slap Up an HD/Digital TV Antenna</a></p>
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    <dc:publisher>No publisher</dc:publisher>
    <dc:creator>Eric Jahn</dc:creator>
    <dc:rights></dc:rights>
    
      <dc:subject>High Definition</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>Antenna</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>Digital TV</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>concrete</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>build</dc:subject>
    
    
      <dc:subject>technology</dc:subject>
    
    <dc:date>2008-07-27T21:24:54Z</dc:date>
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