Eric Jahn Blog1-1-2008 Let's All Embark on a Gigantic Lee Majors Cavalcade!
Lord, let there be a revival yeah
I need to see a revival tonight oh
Wanna see a revival oohh - Mark Lanegan and the Soulsavers, "Revival"
America and needs to lay aside its differences and embrace the only real truth we have: Lee Majors. Come back to the light. There has been too much focus on the realpolitik of nuclear proliferation and détente, terrorism, global warming, and corn vs. flour tacos. Come back to the light. I propose a massive cavalcade in honor of Lee Majors commence at once. It must start in Tibet and and in Guerneville California, in a hot tub constructed of redwood. Let's show Lee Majors that the world truly does appreciate all that he has given us (namely 'The Fall Guy'). We will present him with a pile of flour tacos. Corn tacos may be more nutritional and savory, but the rubber flexibility of flour tacos can better withstand the elements, the rigors of our industrialized food service heating mechanisms, and the hatred of the corn taco devotees. Corn tacos fall apart. They are brittle and have small speckles from corn impurities. In summary, please don't let corn win. Choose flour tacos!
