Eric Jahn Blog11-26-2008 Movie Script
I never want to be in a movie, unless I can act in this scene:
Scene: Dingy basement where filth ridden marijuana plants are being grown. Fatty McFadden, a no-good grower hippie dude with an iPhone placidly browses Facebook.
DEA Agent #1 and #2 burst into the room. DEA Agent #1 holds a sledge hammer in one hand.
McFadden: "You ain't got nuthin' on me, DEA Agent #1 and DEA Agent #2."
DEA Agent #1: "You've pissed me off for the last time Fatty McFadden, your grass is ass! "
DEA Agent #1 slams the sledge hammer into an overhanging sewer pipe. Raw sewage sprays over the indoor marijuana growing area withering the plants.
McFadden: "No."
The End.
